Did you guys realize that my Uncle Tophy is the coolest man ever? Last week Tophy and Augie (who is a a Doggie) came to visit me and my family! I had the best. Time. Ever. Tophy is just a Cool Dude, ya know? Every time I saw Tophy, I HAD to talk to him and get his attention. And if he was talking to someone else besides ME for whatever weird and strange reason that could be, I would constantly remind Uncle Tophy what his name was. I would say, Tophy, Tophy, Toooe-fee, Toooooooe-feeee, Toooooooooooe-feeeeeeeeeeee! Daddy would say something odd like, "Uncle Tophy is talking to someone else," or "Tophy wants to eat his dinner in peace," or "Tophy is not paying enough attention to Will" (I don't think he actually said that, but that's what I heard).
Uncle Tophy did have to leave us for a little while because he had to go back and see Salsa, I mean, Alyssa (I could've sworn it was Aunt "Salsa," or at least that's how I pronounced her name), and go back to Work in Indy, even though he was doing Work in Cincy. Really, Uncle Tophy, you need to make up your mind and stay here with us! You can bring Salyssa, too! After Uncle Tophy left, I was kind of bummed out. Every morning I would wake up and say, Tophy? Tophy? Tophy? Augie? Augie? Mommy and Daddy assured me that Tophy will come visit again. I am skeptical about it, but I don't know what skeptical means, so I guess I'll just deal with it.
Did you ever realize that life is all about just dealin' with stuff that you don't want to deal with? Ya know? Like, people telling you "no" and people not paying enough attention to you, and getting boogers, and having your friends at daycare bite you on your arm, getting more boogers, being poopy at odd times, having your Mommy tell you to do something that you do NOT want to do at THAT time, going to bed, being really tired and not wanting to go to bed, Lola and/or Bella stealing your food, being told no some more, wanting something immediately and having to wait more than 5.7 seconds before I can have it, more boogs, and just some really bizarre stuff. Ya know? I am also starting to say "No" a lot, and "yeah." And usually at the most appropriate (or inappropriate) times.
Anyway, as for other news of Will's World, I got to celebrate Mother's Part 2: The Love of Gan-Ma Nancy with Daddy's side of the family. I got to have lots of Cousin Ron and Papa and Aunt Jo and Gan-Ma and Papa. I love going over Gan-Ma's house because I get to do Yard Work! Yard Work is so much, it should be criminal. I get to pick up a rake and rake leaves and rocks. We also have a lawn-mower just for me. It blows bubbles all over the place and I push it around and mow Gan-Ma's sidewalk. Let me tell ya', that's the best manicured sidewalk on the street!
Also last Sunday, I got to Indy to see my friend Ramona, her brand new two-month-old sister Addie, and their parents Aaron and Lynn. It was a great time! She has a nice sandbox and a swing set! I did get a little confused when I was there. I mistakenly kept calling Aaron "Ramona." Woops! Silly me! Mommy and Daddy kept saying, "We're going to Ramona's house." What was I supposed to think?! Oh well, a good time was had by all, and that's all that matters!
- WDJ
