Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day from the Lady's Man, a.k.a. Mr. Handsome

Well, seeing that I'm going to be turning the ripe-old age of 5 months on Wednesday, I think I need to start getting serious about finding that special lady in my life. I don't think it should be that tough, since all the women in my life say that I'm the Most Handsomest Devil (or Angel) on the Planet. They even call me Mr. Handsome at Daycare, because, you know, I'm pretty darn Handsome, just in case you couldn't tell by all my Super Cute pictures.

For all the ladies out there, here's a video that's showcasing all my goods:



Dad is going to help me start my own Eharmony profile. He told me that that's how he snagged mommy, and if it worked for his dorky self, just imagine what it could do for me.

Here's my online profile:

Height: 25 inches, which is about average for my age

Weight: I'm a hefty 17 pounds and 10 oz.

Temperament: Happy Boy, unless I'm a Tired Boy, then I can be Cranky Boy. But that's taken care of by some nice snuggling. Ladies, I know you like snuggling (wink wink).

Communication Skills: I'm starting to branch out with my Words and stuff. I'm starting to say things like "Bob," which is Papi's name! Dad heard me say something like, "Dangle" or "Bangle," or something crazy today. Before you know it, I'll be speaking the King's English (hopefully without a stutter... Daddy says that if you don't get the joke, you need to follow the Oscars, or something).

Likes:
Drooling indiscriminately
Fuzzy Wuzzy, a catepillar
Milk, in any form
The Sound of Mommy and Daddy's Voices
Meow
Goofy Noises
Pulling Mommy's Hair
Swing Time
Car Rides
Being Held
Nap Time
Working Out in my Exer-Saucer

Dislikes:
Gruel, or that stupid cereal that mommy tries to feed me every night
Tummy Time, which is really doody time
Stuffy Noses
Constipation
Being Tired yet not Wanting to Sleep

Daddy tells me that I should enjoy being single while I can, but if Eharmony can produce a wonderful creation like me, why the heck not?

C'mon Ladies, it's Valentine's Day! Who can resist a Sweet Guy like me?

-WDJ

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